[灌水]爆笑中英双语谚语

IsaacZ

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard &amp; Visa.  <BR>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.  <BR>

One should love animals. They are so tasty.  <BR>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.  <BR>

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.  <BR>要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.  <BR>

Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.  <BR>要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.  <BR>

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.  <BR>每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个女人。 <BR>

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.  <BR>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.  <BR>

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.  <BR>聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.  <BR>

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.  <BR>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.  <BR>

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.  <BR>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.  <BR>

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.  <BR>爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） <BR>

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.  <BR>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.  <BR>

“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.  <BR>“现在的梦想决定着你的将来“,所以还是再睡一会吧.  <BR>

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.&amp;n bsp; <BR>应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.  <BR>

“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? “  <BR>努力工作不会导致死亡!“不过我不会用自己去证明.  <BR>

“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! “  <BR>工作好有意思耶!“尤其是看着别人工作.  <BR>

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.  <BR>神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.  <BR>

When two‘s company, three‘s the result!  <BR>两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!  <BR>

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.  <BR>服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.  <BR>

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.  <BR>学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!

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哈哈哈哈，不错，有创意