[趣闻] 童谚童语 （一年级学生恶搞英文谚语）
[趣闻] 童谚童语美国有个小学老师给班上 25 位一年级小朋友一份作业
题目是常用谚语的前半段, 请学生填上后半段
因为小孩对谚语所知有限, 所以补上的部分一定不是正确答案
但是有趣的是, 小孩的答案在大人眼中往往也有深意
这里选了 40 则, 十分值得参考....尤其是最后一个!
1. As you shall make your bed so shall you... mess it up.
自己铺的床就应该....自己弄乱
原谚语是 As you shall make your bed so shall you lie there.
也有版本是 As you make your bed so you must lie on it.
自己铺的床就该自己躺上去 / 自食恶果
2. Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.
小心总比打五年级学生好
原谚语是 Better to be safe than sorry.
小心总比后悔好
3. Strike while the... bug is close.
要打就要趁....虫靠近的时候
原谚语是 Strike while the iron is hot.
打铁趁热
4. It is always darkest before... daylight savings time.
黑暗总在....日光节约时间前 (这个太赞了!)
It is always darkest before... I open my eyes.
黑暗总在....睁开眼睛前
原谚语是 It is always darkest before the dawn.
黑暗总在黎明前
◣ 小毛注: 正确用法应该是 Daylight Saving Time, 不过 Savings 也有很多人用, 已经积非成是了
5. Never underestimate the power of... termites.
不要低估白蚁的力量
原谚语是 Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed.
不要低估善言善行的力量 / 良言一句三冬暖
也有版本是 Never underestimate the power of a woman.
不要低估女性的力量
6. A rolling stone... plays the guitar.
滚石....弹吉他 (这有点无厘头)
原谚语是 A rolling stone gathers no moss.
滚石不生苔
7. A bird in the hand is... a real mess.
一鸟在手....一团乱
原谚语是 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
一鸟在手, 胜过两鸟在林
8. It is better to light one candle than to... waste electricity.
与其浪费电, 不如点燃蜡烛
It is better to light one candle than to... light an explosive.
与其点燃炸药, 不如点燃蜡烛
原谚语是 It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
与其诅咒黑暗, 不如点燃蜡烛
9. You have nothing to fear but... your Principal.
最可怕的事是....校长
You have nothing to fear but... homework.
最可怕的事是....作业
原谚语是 You have nothing to fear but fear itself.
最可怕的事是恐惧本身
10. If you can't stand the heat... don't start the fireplace.
怕热就....别开暖炉
If you can't stand the heat... go swimming.
怕热就....去游泳
原谚语是 If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
怕热就别进厨房 (美国总统 Truman 名言) / 想吃羊肉就别怕膻
11. The squeaking wheel gets... annoying.
吱吱作响的轮子....很吵
原谚语是 The squeaking wheel gets the grease.
吱吱作响的轮子润滑油最多 / 会吵的小孩有糖吃
12. To err is human... to eat a muskrat is not.
犯错是人之常情, 吃麝鼠就不是
原谚语是 To err is human, to forgive, divine.
犯错是人之常情, 宽恕乃神圣之行
13. I think, therefore I... get a headache.
我思, 故我....头痛 (这作业对小学生来说太难了)
原谚语是 I think, therefore I am.
我思, 故我在
14. Early to bed and early to rise... is first in the bathroom.
早睡早起可以先抢到浴室
原谚语是 Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
早睡早起身体好
15. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a... blister.
千里之行始于....起水泡
原谚语是 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
千里之行始于足下 / 行远必自迩
16. There is nothing new under the... bed.
床底下无新鲜事 (孩子, 其实床上也是....)
原谚语是 There is nothing new under the sun.
太阳底下无新鲜事
17. The grass is always greener... when you leave the sprinkler on.
洒水的草比较绿
The grass is always greener... when you put manure on it.
施肥的草比较绿
原谚语是 The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
篱笆外的草比较绿 / 这山望著那山高
18. Don't count your chickens... it takes too long.
鸡不要数....那要很久
原谚语是 Don't count your chickens before they are hatched.
鸡孵出来前先别数 / 别打如意算盘
19. You can lead a horse to water but... how.
你可以把马牵到河边....问题是怎么牵
原谚语是 You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
你可以把马牵到河边, 但不能强迫它喝水
20. Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
不要咬看起来很脏的手
原谚语是 Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
不要咬喂你的那只手 / 不可忘恩负义
21. No news is... impossible.
没有消息是....不可能的 (这个赞, 怎么解释都通)
原谚语是 No news is good news.
没有消息就是好消息
22. A miss is as good as a...mister.
小姐跟先生一样好 (miss 是双关语)
原谚语是 A miss is as good as a mile.
大错小错都是错 / 失之毫厘差之千里
23. You can't teach an old dog new... math.
老狗学不来新....数学
原谚语是 You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
老狗学不来新把戏
24. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.
跟狗躺在一起....早上起来会很臭
原谚语是 If you lie down with dogs, you'll rise with fleas.
跟狗躺在一起身上会有跳蚤 / 近朱者赤近墨者黑
25. Love all, trust... me.
多爱人, 相信我!
原谚语是 Love all, trust few, do wrong to none.
多爱人, 少信人, 不害人 (莎士比亚名句)
26. The pen is mightier than the... pigs.
猪栏比猪更有力 (pen 是双关语)
原谚语是 The pen is mightier than the sword.
笔比剑更有力 / 笔能杀人不用刀
27. Where there's smoke there's... pollution.
有烟就有....空气污染
原谚语是 Where there's smoke there's fire.
有烟就有火 / 无风不起浪
28. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents.
收到礼物的新娘最快乐
原谚语是 Happy the bride who the sun shines on.
阳光下的新娘最快乐
29. A penny saved is... not much.
省一分钱....没多少
原谚语是 A penny saved is a penny earned.
省一分钱才是赚一分钱
30. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers.
两人成伴, 三人....火枪手 (大仲马小说)
原谚语是 Two's company, three's a crowd.
两人成伴, 三人太挤 / 三个和尚没水喝
31. Don't put off 'til tomorrow what you... put on to go to bed.
睡前穿上的不到明天别脱掉 (他大概不知道 put off 是拖延的意思)
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you... should have done yesterday.
昨天该做的事别拖到明天 (差一天没关系)
原谚语是 Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
今天能做完就别拖到明天 / 今日事今日毕
32. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.
要笑大家一起笑, 要哭....就得擤鼻涕
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and... someone yells, "Shut up!"
要笑大家一起笑, 要哭....就会有人叫你闭嘴
原谚语是 Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
要笑大家一起笑, 要哭只能自己哭
33. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.
小孩只能看不能....体罚或禁足 (字字血泪....)
原谚语是 Children should be seen and not heard.
小孩只能看不能听 / 大人说话小孩别插嘴
34. If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
初试不成功, 赶快换新电池 (你在比四驱车吗)
原谚语是 If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
初试不成功, 努力不懈怠
35. You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.
拿到的就是....盒子上照片里的 (调理图片仅供参考喔)
原谚语是 You get out of something what you put into it.
拿到的就是当初放进去的 / 要怎么收获先那么栽
36. Don't change horses... until they stop running.
马没停下来不要换马
原谚语是 Don't change horses in the middle of the stream.
过河过到一半不要换马 / 不要阵前换将
37. An idle mind is... the best way to relax.
闲置的大脑是....最好的休闲方式
原谚语是 An idle mind is the Devil's workshop.
闲置的大脑是魔鬼的工坊 / 大脑不用会生锈
38. There are none so blind as... Steve Wonder.
史提夫汪德最盲目 (我觉得安德利波伽利比较帅)
原谚语是 There are none so blind as those that will not see.
不肯睁眼的人最盲目
39. When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
瞎子牵瞎子....大家快让路
原谚语是 When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff.
瞎子牵瞎子, 一起落深渊 / 盲人骑瞎马
40. Better late than... pregnant.
迟来总比....怀孕好 (看来爸妈有经验)
原谚语是 Better late than never.
迟来总比没来好
原始网址:
◥ NIEHS Kids' Page (美国国家环境卫生学会)
◥ ugoto.com
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