[灌水]爆笑中英双语谚语
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.<BR>钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.<BR>One should love animals. They are so tasty.<BR>每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.<BR>
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<BR>要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.<BR>
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.<BR>要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.<BR>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.<BR>每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个女人。 <BR>
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<BR>再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.<BR>
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.<BR>聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.<BR>
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.<BR>成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.<BR>
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<BR>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.<BR>
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.<BR>爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） <BR>
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.<BR>后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.<BR>
“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.<BR>“现在的梦想决定着你的将来“,所以还是再睡一会吧.<BR>
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.&n bsp; <BR>应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.<BR>
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? “<BR>努力工作不会导致死亡!“不过我不会用自己去证明.<BR>
“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! “<BR>工作好有意思耶!“尤其是看着别人工作.<BR>
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.<BR>神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.<BR>
When two‘s company, three‘s the result!<BR>两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!<BR>
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.<BR>服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.<BR>
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.<BR>学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! 哈哈哈哈，不错，有创意
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